- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to talk to humans

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to become black!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers