The power to jizz mango chutney

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to like any show

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!