- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to be stupid

Acid tears.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!