The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!