- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to change people socks on command

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The ability to levitate birds

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Pointless Super Powers