- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to bleed anally at will

The Ability to shit studs once a week

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to kill yourself

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be a woman

The power of self mind control

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to like charlie

Pointless Super Powers