EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to die at will

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!