The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!