The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to like any show

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!