- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to freeze ice

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to not have any power at all

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to summon cops to arrest you

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers