power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to start time.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!