EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Acid pee

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to beathe

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!