- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

Pointless Super Powers