The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!