- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to take edible shits.

anything Aquaman does

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to have hindsight.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

Pointless Super Powers