The power to release the bogus

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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To shit bricks.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!