The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to count to infinity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!