the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Having the power of a normal human

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!