The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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To shit bricks.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!