- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to strangle yourself to death

the power to fly while under water

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have a power

i love to make shit brix

The power to be powerless

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to freeze ice

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Pointless Super Powers