The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to see the present

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power of learning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!