The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!