The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to die.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!