- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Being able to fly in place.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

lol

the power to walk on land.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Pointless Super Powers