- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to open doors that are already open

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Pointless Super Powers