- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

Pointless Super Powers