- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

the power to yell a math problem at will

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to become black!

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

Pointless Super Powers