The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to write on cellophane

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!