- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

Pointless Super Powers