- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump face first

The power to look like yourself

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to be a gamer

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn water into wine.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

he power to make mistakes

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

Pointless Super Powers