The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to kill yourself

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!