Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!