- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to eat nandos

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be invisible when singing

The power of women's rights.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

having the same super powers as batman!

Delayed Reaction Man

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

Pointless Super Powers