the power to instantly die

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to know where the beef is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!