- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to make food shrimp.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Being alive (until you die).

the power to find children extremely attractive

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The Power to fart glitter

being allergic to dairy and soy

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to kill yourself

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers