The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Being alive (until you die).

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Acid tears.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to eat bread

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of being pointless

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to have a atomic fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!