Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!