- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power of fart helium

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to have a V8

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to become black!

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to not exercise.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

Pointless Super Powers