- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

the ability to smell sounds

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to part hair.

The power to freeze ice

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power of learning

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power to get in the van

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to turn into random objects

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

Pointless Super Powers