The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!