The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to kill yourself.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to not have superpowers

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!