The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!