- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to not write pointless powers.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to see through windows

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to eat with your butt

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers