- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to watch movies in 1D

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to self destruct

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to negate all powers including your own.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers