- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to make food shrimp.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to understand irony.

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

lol

The ability to change your weight

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be fireproof under water

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Pointless Super Powers