The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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lol

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!