Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to waste money

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!