- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to have really sweaty palms.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Invisible handwriting.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Pointless Super Powers