The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to die

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!