- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the ability to die on command

The ability to see through insects.

The power to be french.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Doing a handstand with your feet

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers