The power to walk through air.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to waste money

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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to do nothing

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!