The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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swear words -jesse

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!