- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell water.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to release the bogus

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to talk without a tongue

Pointless Super Powers