- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the ability to become black.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers