- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to never finish what you sta...

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

Pointless Super Powers