- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to look at someone and die.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to burn the sun.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to think of food

to not blink for 5 seconds

Pointless Super Powers