- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

To be able to summon old people

the power to yell a math problem at will

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to eat nandos

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

To pee standing up.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to create powers

Pointless Super Powers