The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!