The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to die early.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to post here

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!