- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to understand irony.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to walk on land.

All of aquaman's powers.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

Pointless Super Powers