The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!