The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to live.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!