The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to write a country song

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!