The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!