the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to fly while under water

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Having the power to stand still

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!