The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to kill yourself

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!