The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!