The power to see through air

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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A good Kisser

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to start time.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to ignore useful information

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!