being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to think of food

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!