The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of women's rights.

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Super-slowness

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the power to be wrong

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!