The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lick your balls.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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To shit bricks.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die early.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!