The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!