- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to become black!

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to control mealworms

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

Pointless Super Powers