The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to die

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!