The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of bad luck

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Delayed Reaction Man

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to start time.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!