- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to read this.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to suck your own dick

The power think five times slower.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

the power to melt your bones

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

Pointless Super Powers