the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to become demented

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!