- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

being black

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to change your eye color.

The power to see through glass walls.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Pointless Super Powers