The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!