- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to change people socks on command

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

Pointless Super Powers